Corrupting Wishes

[mcakkay]

This is a forum game where one person says a wish they have and the next person grants it but then corrupts it!

Example

I wish I had a sandwich!

the next poster could say:
Wish granted but its actually made with sand!
Then they make a wish

I'll start by wishing I had my own t.v show

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted, but it gets canceled after a week ;D

I wish I had a drink

[mcakkay]

wish granted but it is a drink of gasoline

I wish I had my own car

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted....but its haunted and eats up gas fast, so you go broke

I wish I had another wish

[mcakkay]

wish granted but but you only have 1 second to use it.....to late:P

I wish I had a purple sweater

[sythril]

Wish granted but its a fuggly shade of purple that looks like someone puked purple on it. People commented horribly on it all day until you felt like killing yourself and then the next day you kill yourself because of it. ^_^


I wish I had a cookie.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted, but its a n00b cookie. Therefore, it tastes like horrible-ness.

I wish I was an admin on PBS ;D

[Raggon]

Wish granted but you work with Barney for the rest of your life.
I wish I had superpowers .

[mcakkay]

wish granted but your powers include farting in nice smells lol

I wish I had an ipod touch

[sythril]

Wish granted but when you touch it your skin melts.


I wish I had I had something to entertain me. :X

[mcakkay]

wish granted but it only works for 10 seconds then you get bored of it.

I wish I had a glass of lemonade

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted, and its delicious........but nobody told you it was really urine

I wish I had a new bike

[mcakkay]

Wish granted but It has flat tires

I wish my there was a number 14 for our hockey sweaters. (theres only a 4 which is decent but i would perfer 14 )

[Jack]

Wish granted but it's made out of Rene's poo.

I wish I was going to the BFMV concert in November.

[mcakkay]

wish granted but you end up going to the Bad Farts = Monster Vomiting concert..everyone farts then everyone else vomits....have fun...

I wish I was rich