Corrupting Wishes

[Vhen]

Wish granted, but you ate breakfast food for dinner.

I wish I had a xBox 360.

[someguy]

granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a legally obtained, working for a very long period of time, Nintendo DS lite.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Granted, but you can't buy any games. ;D

I wish I had another pumpkin scone.

[mcakkay]

Wish granted but it is litterally made of pumpkin..

I wish I could have more time to do my homework

[Vhen]

Wish granted, but you didn't get the help you needed with it.

I wish I had a another xBox 360.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted but i smashed it with a hammer!

I wish Obama wins the election!

[someguy]

granted (litteraly) but he doesn't do what you want him to do and you get sad go emo and die.

I wish that people would stop making retarded comments about obama

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Granted, but they make semi-retarded comments

I wish I had a drink

[mcakkay]

wish granted but it is a drink of gasoline..

I wish i had my own car that worked and was pretty

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Granted but it uses a gallon of gas every mile

I wish I had a hairbrush

[mcakkay]

wish granted but it has not brussles in it

I wish I could reach my goal

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Granted but you have to tell me what the goal is!

I wish my hand would heal

[mcakkay]

Wish granted but it heals wrong and its all deformed

I wish we would go to a different restaurant for once

[deviant]

Wish granted, but the restaurant is suspiciously quarantined.

I wish PSU would win the national championship (college football)

[mcakkay]

wish granted, they win but then realize that the final play that won them the game was not a touchdown so they give the win to the other team

I wish I had a nice fancy top to wear