Corrupting Wishes

[mcakkay]

Wish granted but its dog food

I wish I had some more apple pie

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted, but its too hot to eat

I wish that I had some more cookies D:

[mcakkay]

Wish granted, you HAD them..and ate them with the others, so as of this moment you still have no cookies

I wish homework didn't take so long but I could still get good marks on it!

[Vhen]

Wish grant, but your dog ate it.

I wish I had a new laptop.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted, but you dropped it in the toilet

I wish I had some more french fries!

[Jack]

Granted but they're covered in Coffee

I wish the clothes outside would hurry up and dry!

[Vhen]

Wish granted, but it was snowing.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted, but you have to clean your house!

I wish I wasnt so tired

[mcakkay]

wish granted but only because you drank 17 red bulls and now you are so fired up your twitching all over the place and pass out

I wishmy hair was curly (nice ringlettes)

[Jack]

Wish granted but you only had one strand of hair.

I wish the weekend would go by slower.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted but it lasts for the rest of your life.

I wish I had any kind of drink....im so thirsty

[someguy]

granted, but there are only three teaspoons in it.

I wish that I had the concert tickets I wanted.

[Vhen]

Wish granted, but you don't go to the concert you wanted.

I wish I had a new game for my PS2.

[someguy]

granted but then your ps2 randomly blows up after putting the game in it.

I wish that I didn't have pink eye.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Wish granted, but you have purple eye! ;D

I wish I had breakfast