Presidential Debate

[Renegade]

I managed to get Obama, Mccain, and Palin here for one final presidential debate in case people here hadn't already made up their minds on voting. So, Here they are and here's the debate:

☻Yobama, gobama, Obama, I'm the whole darn showbama,
Getting rizzle for da Wizzle, it's Barrack in the hizzle
Changes in the nation, if you vote me for this station
I'll let you kill your babies, pro choice for all the ladies
Tax breaks unless you're rich, and we'll chat with terrorists
Bring our troops back home and make the hospitals our own
Don't hate me cuz i'm black, cuz I'm your democrat
Just vote me fo the win, no matter what my skin
☺Uh. yo. don't listen to him. No.
I was a prisoner of war, I'm tough, I'm hard-core
This country needs me and of that i'm so sure
We'll keep the troops in the fight, it's what they're paid for
Cut taxes as well, not just for the rich, we'll go across all
The people, yeah that's me, you want more?
Keep the babies alive, and we won't talk
to the muslims, instead, we'll BLOW THEM ALL UP
☻yo that didn't rhyme, what yo doin' Mccain?
This is a rap yo, or you'll bring your party to shame
i'm sick of your face, you know what i'm saying?
So get out of here and bring on the Palin!
♀Voting for you? Oh say it ain't so
I got up this morning, and what do you know
Jumped out of my bed, and looked out the window
It was then that I saw it, it was Russia our foe
Just lying in wait, but we watch them you know.
☻You guys are all crazy, who'd want to vote you?
they'd have to be mad, or Republican too
☺I resent that! we mean it you fool
You don't see the dangers? you're a complete tool
And youre black in addition, you're dangerous dude
Don't follw him people, it's the wrong thing to do!
☻Oh now it's my skin? Well this is too much
I might be a lib'ral but I still hate your guts
♀Obama be quiet, for a moment shut up
just listen to me so I can say some more stuff
We neighbour the Afghans, their children have schools!
☻Just like what they used to, we bombed them you fool!
♀Well I am the mayor, I can do what I like
So all of you doubters can go take a hike
☻I'll sum up, elect me, i'll be a good leader
i'm just what you need, and I AM a believer
We'll stand up together, a nation with-out fear
I can fix up this country, that's just what we need here
☺don't listen to him! He's black so he's lying
He's probly Islamic, he's a terrorist spying
On our very own nation, he dreams of us dying
Vote me in instead, we bomb non-compliants!

[[ SkaterFly ]]

lololol

amazing

[Vhen]

Now, that's what I call comedy.