Jack and Jill

[Vhen]

Mhm.... that does make sense to today's standers.

[Jack]

Actually to tell you the truth. Jack is Jill and Jill is Jack. Look at my display name, then look at my username. The truth has been released.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

its the perfect crime!

[someguy]

It is, and all Jill had to do was say he tripped.

[mcakkay]

I actually think that Jill finally told Jack that she loved him and Jack got all tripped up and fell...guys get dumb when committment and love are involved.

[gr8lonewolf]

i know! maybe the author pushed them down at the top of the hill. first, he pushed jack & then jill. that explains y jack fell down first & jill came tumbling after. out of guilt, he composed this rhyme to commemorate them.

too bad the rhyme didn't say what happened 2 jill after she fell down...

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

Up Jack got and home he ran,
As fast as he could caper.
There his mother bound his head,
With vinegar and brown paper.

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[Vhen]

Lmao! Thats the perfect excuse for all of this now.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Makes sense

[Renegade]

I think the poem needs a last verse. Feel free to write your own to add to it ;d

Here's my attempt:
Jill was mad and got back up
And said she'd get revenge
She went to town and bought a truck
And squashed jack flat - the end.

[[ SkaterFly ]]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

Up Jack got and home he ran,
As fast as he could caper.
There his mother bound his head,
With vinegar and brown paper.

Jill was mad, furious indeed
And needed to vent her frustration
So she went and bought a 9mm
And killed him with no hesitation! ;D

sad attempt at poetry

[someguy]

A heck of a lot better than I could do.
besides, mine would end with atomic bombs, zombies, and a nuclear winter.

[Vhen]

That doesn't sound to half bad of an ending, someguy.

[someguy]

It would confuse you.
It would somehow go from Jack and Jill making up with eachother, then Jill turning into a zombie, Jill biting millions, countries setting off nuclear bombs, and then a nuclear winter to end human existence.

[Renegade]

Jill went home and Jack explained
and told her he was sorry
She laughed at him and ate his brain
because she was a zombie

?

[Jack]

Jack went whoa when he turned around
and realised he was actually Jill
he was dizzy and confused as he fell to the ground
and then got pissed off at Bill.



Paha. That was shocking. Oh yeah, Bill is actually Shady is disguise. Shady just didn't rhyme with Jill though