Fill in the blanks!

[Renegade]

Enter this quick competition for a chance to win a custom title of your choice on this forum.

The Competition
- A sentence from the SayBox website has had several words cut out.
- Fill in the blanks with your own words to make a complete sentence.
- The idea of the contest is to make the funniest, most creative sentence you can. Do NOT simply add the words from the original sentence back in.
- You may use AT MOST 3 words per blank in the sentence.
- You may make AT MOST two seperate entries to this contest.

The Prize
- The best sentence as determined by the forum staff will win.
- The winner will be allowed the custom title of their choice on the forum. This must be text only and no longer than 15 characters.

The Entry Requirements
- All forum members are eligible for this contest, excluding staff.
- SayBox staff are not eligible to enter this competition.
- Any posts modified more than 10 minutes after the original time of posting, or at any point after the closing date, will be invalidated and not considered in the judging.

Entering
- The closing date of the competition is midnight on April 30th, 2004 (BST), and the competition winner will be announced within 2 weeks of this date.

Fill in the Blanks
The following phrase has had words cut from it. Fill in the blanks and post in this thread to enter the contest:

Saybox offers ____ to ____ on your ____. Each ____ can be ____ to ____ your ____, and because we ____, there's no ____ to do.

[**hp]

Saybox offers catastrophic virus files to destroy your mommy on your bed. Each star can be red or blue to the most preferable ( your ) choosing, and because we kill, there's no need to love or to do.

[Nocando]

Before I do this, how many tries do we get?

Edit: If unlimited then here's my first try...

Saybox offers you to stay on your butt. Each smelly behind can be happy to let out your farts, and because we love it, there's no sniffing for you to do.

[Renegade]

Keep the entries clean.

[Nocando]

Sorry, I fixed it

[:O]

O.O yay two mores.

Saybox offers lots to poke on your nose. Each poke can be used to talk to your brain, and because we believe this, there's no telling you what to do.

[:O]

o.o


n00bs


Saybox offers n00bs to put on your large intestine. Each n00b can be used to do your homework, and because we are n00bs ourselves, there's no more n00bifying to do.

Yea um, so i guess that's it o.o *Goes back to sleep*

[Pyro]

Saybox offers smilies to n00bs on your holidays. Each Smiley can be delivered to everyone, even your door, and because we do this, there's no request at SSDesigns to do.

[DestruKt]

I hope this is clean enough....

Saybox offers bra's to be used on your breast. Each bra can be stretched to 20CM or your own preference, and because we are nosy, there's no work for you to do.


thats the first idea that came to my head

[Brian]

Saybox offers baloons to ride on your birthday. Each baloon can be tied to suit your monkeys, and because we care, there's no steering to do.

[Deleted]

Saybox offers computers to throw on your lawn. Each computer can be thrown to inflate your ego, and because we offer this, there's no lawn mowing to do.

[Deleted]

Saybox offers eggs to smash on your head. Each egg can be thrown to embarass your friends, and because we eat rolo's, there's no cleaning to do.

[**hp]

Saybox offers bananas (thats right) to smash on your foot. Each peel can be slipped on to make you look your best, and because we are tree huggers, there's no banana tree harming to do.

[InVaDeRSoMeOnE]

Saybox offers 1/10 of a cent to kill on your closest friend. Each kill can be 5 to 10 stabs of your choice, and because we will pay nothing, there's no work to do.

[Renegade]

....as of now, entries will no longer be accepted for this contest.