Post by Parananagon on May 2, 2005 23:38:42 GMT
Funny story, you have to understand what the end means though.
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never
smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20
times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting
because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times
a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink
terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
start working on your hearing."
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never
smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20
times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting
because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times
a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink
terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
start working on your hearing."
